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A Mechanical Age: Japan’s Servant-Bots Set to Thrice Multiply

William Shakespeare, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…Japan’s market for...

A Tale of Thwarted Honor in Oscar’s Court

William Shakespeare, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…The screenwriter of Reagan, a...

A Midnight Feast for the Weary Stars

Edgar Allan Poe, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…After the...

The Ethereal Mind: A Machine Without Conscience

Edgar Allan Poe, ever peering into the abyss of human progress and its shadowed perils, now sets his quill to the eerie tale of artificial intelligence. But first, let us distill the...

Raising the Dead: A Modern-Day Folly

Mark Twain, ever the skeptic of human hubris, is ready to take his pen to this tale of scientific ambition. But first, here’s a plain-spoken summary before we dive headlong into his...

The Fall of the Crypto Prince

William Shakespeare, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…Sam Bankman-Fried, the...

A Daughter’s Dreadful Discovery

Edgar Allan Poe, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…A woman,...

The Return of the Republic—Or So They Say

Mark Twain, ever ready to skewer the pomp and circumstance of the political stage, takes up his pen to examine the latest grand declaration from the powers that be. But first, let’s...

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