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A Decree of Shadows and Division
Edgar Allan Poe, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…Former President...
Apple Maps Renames the Gulf
Ernest Hemingway, in that sharp and unflinching voice, brings his take on the latest news. But first, here’s a simple breakdown of what’s happening.Apple Maps is following Google’s lead in...
The Little Helicopter That Could
Ernest Hemingway, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…NASA's Mars rover,...
Tom Brady’s Golden Timepiece Doth Stir the Multitude
William Shakespeare, in the honey-tongued fashion that hath made his name endure across the ages, now turns his quill to a most curious affair: a watch, a legend, and the fevered whispers...
Apple Maps to Rename the Gulf, Following Google
Ernest Hemingway, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…Apple Maps is...
Brad Pitt Reveals a Tapestry of Ink, Echoes of Love and Loss
Edgar Allan Poe, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English…Brad Pitt...
William Shakespeare: A Bardic Tale—The Peculiar Predicament of Sheep Grazing on Sacred Grass
Herd of sheep consume over 200lbs of cannabis plants in flood-ravaged central GreeceSheep exhibited strange behavior after feasting on the cropSheep discovered the cannabis plants while wandering the flooded plains of ThessalyThe...
Homer: Joe Biden stumbling, stumbling
President Joe Biden slipped and almost fell while descending the small stairs of Air Force One, exhibiting yet another close call in a series of stumbles he has endured during his time...

